Why Bother?

Onion: 2006 Summer Movie Preview.

My top ten pick of this year's summer blockbuster expectations:

1. Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
2. Cars
3. Superman Returns
4. Mission Impossible 3
5. The Break-Up
6. Miami Vice
7. Lady In The Water
8. X-Men: The Last Stand
9. The Da Vinci Code
10. Clerks 2